The onion gay pride parade sets mainstream acceptance back

Today, we revisit April 25, Read on as I try to comprehend this year-old issue. If you think someone else would enjoy this, please let them know! This was Vol. I reviewed that issue but somehow forgot to mention it. What I am qualified to note is that this is the latest attempt by The Onion in to comment on gay people and gay culture, and this version is better-executed than usual.

For sure, one reason these types of Onion stories feel out of date is because of how much has changed in social and cultural norms, not to mention the law, over the past 20 years. This story published in a much different world. Lawrence v. Texas was two years away from being decided, for example, as was the Massachusetts Supreme Court ruling mandating gay marriage there.

Meanwhile, The Onion published what feels like the th mention of a plane crash or in-flight terrorism. Mawson, A. The Onion deserves tremendous for being so well-read, or at the least for possessing some collections of famous quotes. Dunbar knows so much about drugs, including Ecstasy and Ketamine, that he drives his son to go to the school dealer and learn more.

No word on whether he also bought anything. In the past, parents would use drug slang from their own generation, assuring their children that they "don't have to smoke doobies to be cool. The NRA was frequently in the news inhence this coverage. I had forgotten David Crosby had a liver transplant, received in No regular columnists, but we have two solid guest writers offering classic Onion themes.

Software manager Robert Ulm had tried foosball, but it was too competitive, while ice-cream breaks led to lost productivity. Nerf guns are the Goldilocks of the office, apparently.

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As big a success as the guns have been, though, I can't sit back and rest on my laurels. Morale doesn't stay up on its own. Sure, nominal raises and attractive new business cards help some, but it's the little things a manager does that keep an office fresh and vibrant. But the big question is: Are the Super Soakers I ordered going a little too far?

Justin Stroebel is prolific, to be sure — at least when it comes to approaching women and immediately facing rejection. Stroebel is absurdly oblivious to how the way he talks is a big part of the problem. Maybe some readers will be reminded of someone in their lives! Obviously, I'm just not meeting the right type of women.

The only sort of woman I ever seem to meet is either short, tall, thin, smart, serious, overweight, ditzy, career-driven, aggressive, fun, shy, family-oriented, or of medium height. It's hardly worth the effort talking to that kind of girl. There are jokes about Disney, syphilis, the Challenger shuttle and more.

Honor your heritage by finding a use for every part of the burrito. Your fascination with the Vietnam War, combined with your love of romance novels and vampire myths, cause you to produce the worst work of fiction ever. This issue is well-written despite so many of the topics being dated.